![]() ![]() Millerĭo I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate, maybe, and sex ranks very close I suppose.” – A.R. – Ronald ReaganĮven bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynchīehind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Not sure if my headache’s from too much coffee, or not enough Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott – Author UnknownĬoffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. So far, I’ve had success.ĬOFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. My 2 goals today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. Morning coffee – the most important meal of the day The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines. Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee! May your burdens be none and your coffee be strong! But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ![]() I have a problem without caffeine! – Author Unknownįorever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. You cant buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s the same thingĬaffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! – Author UnknownĮverybody should believe in something. Our home runs on love, laughter and cups of strong coffee If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! – Author Unknown On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hellĬoffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. Nothing like hot coffee on a cold day… or a mild day… or a warm day… or any day Nothing is quite as wonderful as a fresh cup of coffee Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine, to accept the things I can’t change! – Author Unknownīlack as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand – Author Unknownĭecaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. I haven’t had my coffee yet… don’t make me hurt you! Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. – John Van DrutenĬoffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee… I love you more than coffee… but not always before coffee I hereby arm myself today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter. I can’t even tie my shoes before I’ve had my coffee Happiness can be measured by how many cups of coffee you’ve had in the last 24 hours Now there’s something worth voting for.” – Jarod KintzĬoffee first. – Star Trek: Voyagerĭrink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffeeĭrink coffee! Because you can’t get anything done when you’re asleepĭrinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I doĪn empty coffee cup is full of hope. – Jessi Lane AdamsĬoffee! Brewed for friends, sipped for pleasure and enjoyed by all!Ĭoffee… if only everything in life was as reliable!…Ĭoffee: ok, not really a vegetable, but without it I turn into one.Īctually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander KingĬ:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author UnknownĬoffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. so enjoy your day! Funny Coffee Quotes and Sayings Funny Coffee Quotes and coffee SayingsĬoffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ![]() So let’s get into business, but if you like more, we have some funny good morning coffee memes, good morning coffee quotesand some good morning coffee images wishes and quotes just for you. The average price for a cup comes in at $1.38, adding up to $40 billion spent by Americans on every year, a (2010 study found). Today, more than 150 million Americans drink coffee daily, and about two-thirds of all coffee is consumed in the morning. Don’t forget to smile today with this list of some of my favorite funny coffee quotes.Believe me it’s a serious relationship i have with my coffee. and there is nothing funny about coffee, except these quotes. some of you might laugh when i say about coffee lovers, but some guys just like me can’t even think of starting a day with out my favorite cup of coffee on table. Funny coffee quotes and Coffee sayings is the best collection of famous quotes about coffee drinkers. ![]()
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